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A C T I O N
 
GAME OVER MEANS YOU STOPPED MOVING.
black lodge screenshot

BLACK LODGE 2600
 










S H I T   G A M E S
 
A TIDAL WAVE OF GARBAGE WASHES OVER YOU. COMMAND?
banana salesman screenshot

BANANA SALESMAN
 



mowdown screenshot

MOWDOWN
 



engulf screenshot

ENGULF
 




the mine & the cavern screenshot

THE MINE & THE CAVERN
 



unequalled combat: the game screenshot

UNEQUALLED COMBAT: THE GAME
 



unequalled combat v2 screenshot

UNEQUALLED COMBAT v2
 



lifeforce screenshot

LIFEFORCE
 



numberguesser screenshot

NUMBERGUESSER
 



 





VaudevilleNightTrain Livestreams!
 

all fetch and no fetch makes fetch a fetch fetch Occasionally I livestream games, like the time I beat Zelda 1 in three hours (LADIES.)
Sometimes I'll guest and chat-jockey on other peoples' livestreams.

Follow the Facebook page for updates on when something's happening.
My streams happen at www.twitch.tv/vaudevillenighttrain.
All livestreams are archived on YouTube.

Commentated Playthroughs
 
troll 'em cactus & mr. podunkian's Dungeon
APRIL 4 2016 :: runtime: 19:00
An interesting experiment in community trolling from 2009. Angie462 and JDDemotte join me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
make it stop McPixel
MARCH 7 2016 :: runtime: 1:00:39
When a game tells you to play it in small doses, you should listen. I don't listen and we all suffer for it. Angie462 and Y2Hood join me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
shapes vs static 140
FEBRUARY 26 2016 :: runtime: 28:38
140 is a rhythmic platformer that's a unique and fun challenge with the exception of one boss battle. As usual, trouble spots are fast-forwarded through since there's not much worse than watching someone repeatedly suck at something. Angie462 joins me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
die and die You Have To Win The Game
FEBRUARY 2 2016 :: runtime: 24:46
VVVVVV's slightly irritating little brother, You Have To Win The Game is a difficult exploration platformer with a focus on collecting everything and solving an endgame word puzzle. Edited from a livestream so that you don't have to watch me die and get lost for an extra six minutes, you're welcome. JDDemotte and Angie462 join me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
die and die VVVVVV
GREEN, YOU SUCK
JANUARY 26 2016 :: runtime: 1:03:38

A tough platformer with no jumping and sometimes maddening controls. NoelCT and Angie462 join me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
die and die LOVE
JANUARY 15 2016 :: runtime: 28:28
Falling and falling and falling in LOVE, an addictive precision platformer with lo-fi graphics and a great soundtrack. Secret content at the end. Angie462 joins me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
who's ready to code?! Pony Island
JANUARY 10 2016 :: runtime: 1:34:44
Hacking a system designed by Satan is the name of this game. Actually, it's "Pony Island". Edited from a livestream so that you don't have to sit through an extra half an hour's worth of failure and puzzle consideration. You're welcome for that. Angie462 joins me for commentary. There's also a commentary-less version.
all fetch and no fetch makes fetch a fetch fetch Quest For Glory I - Sub-15 Minute Speedrun
CAST FETCH
OCTOBER 3 2013 :: runtime: 18:14

If I ever have to "cast fetch" again, it'll be too soon. There's a chance of it failing at the spore-spitting spirea ~5 minutes into the run, and if it does, it's restart time. Guess what happened more often than not?

Other Videos
 
fueled by gross beer Shadowgate 20 Minute Challenge
AN UNFAIR GAME, NOW WITH UNWANTED COMMENTARY
JULY 24 2012 :: runtime: 22:44

MadeOfFail.net's Dayna attempts to prove she can beat Shadowgate in 20 minutes or less. Is it all just big talk? Can she actually do it? Why would I tell you if I want you to watch this video the whole way through?
well we thought it was funny The Flauros: A Lesson
SILENT HILL PHONICS
DECEMBER 10 2011 :: runtime: 0:20

Learn how to say "Flauros" with Harry Mason. Knowledge of Silent Hill not required (this will be equally ridiculous whether you're familiar with it or not.) This may be the dumbest thing I ever post. I doubt it.
review <141 Review <141
Started on Twitter, "Review <141" is exactly what the title says, reviews in 140 characters or less.

This format forces me to get right to the point about what a game is and what I thought about it, especially since the game's title also figures into the 140 character count.

realm of impossibility Realm Of Impossibility microsite
I made this one weekend in 2004. It's got maps of every dungeon and trivia about various things in the game.

   
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  WIZARDS & WARRIORS II: TIMER + ICEFIRE MOUNTAIN STAGE MUSIC (JAN 2008)

JAK LOCKE: GUITARS, BASS, DRUMS
 
  EARTHBOUND: POKEY MEANS BUSINESS (OCT 2007)

[LIVE] JAK LOCKE: GUITAR; DEREK GORDON: DRUMS
 
  ANIMAL CROSSING: TITLE THEME (JAN 2006)

JAK LOCKE: GUITARS, KEYBOARD, BASS, DRUMS
 
  REALM OF IMPOSSIBILITY: TITLE THEME (OCT 2004)

JAK LOCKE: GUITARS, BASS, DRUMS
 
  FROGGER: START (OCT 2004)

JAK LOCKE: 12-STRING GUITAR
 
  FINAL FANTASY VI: KEFKA'S THEME (OCT 2004)

JAK LOCKE: GUITARS, BASS, DRUMS
 
  DRAGON WARRIOR: OVERWORLD (AUG 1998)

JAK LOCKE: ELECTRIC GUITAR; GREG YEAGER: CLASSICAL GUITAR