Drunk
written by: Jak Locke

version 4:
from The One-Eyed Jacks: Live (December 9th 2002) (3:13)
Anybody drunk out here? All right
Come on
The senators are drunk again
The truckers slide on roads of sin
The ladies slip into their coats of nothing
The lizards crawl into their pipe

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song

The flavored nurses dance in drag
The minotaur man wears a coat of shag
The concubines look so delicious
Tuxedo tramps twirl their umbrellas, yeah!

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song, get drunk

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song now
I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I smoked a homemade bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song, come on

version 3:
from Here, We Rock (December 21st 2001) (2:35)
The senators are drunk again
The truckers slide on roads of sin
The ladies slip into their coats of nothing
The lizards crawl into their pipe
They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong
And I'm so drunk I wrote this song

The flavored nurses dance in drag
The minotaur man wears a coat of shag
The concubines look so delicious
Tuxedo tramps twirl their umbrellas
They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong
And I'm so drunk I wrote this song, now

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I smoked a homemade bong
And I'm so drunk I wrote this song, now
I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I smoked a homemade bong
And I'm so drunk I wrote this song

version 2:
from Datura Holiday (September 25th 2001) (as "Drunk Drunk") (2:40)
The senators are drunk again
The truckers slide on roads of sin
The ladies slip into their coats of nothing
The lizards crawl into the pipe

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I smoked a lifesize bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song

The flavored nurses dance in drag
The minotaur man wears a suit of shag
The concubines look so delicious
Tuxedo tramps twirl their umbrellas

They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I smoked a lifesize bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song
I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I smoked a lifesize bong and I’m so drunk I wrote this song

version 1:
from Velvet Coma (February 27th 2001) (3:17)
The senators are drunk again
The truckers slide on roads of sin
The ladies slip into their coats of nothing
The lizards crawl into their pipe
They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
And yeah I swam a lifesize bong and I'm so drunk I wrote this song

Flavored nurses dance in drag
The minotaur man wears a suit of shag
Concubines look so delicious
Tuxedo tramps twirl their umbrellas, they all sing
They all sing I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
Yeah I swam a lifesize bong and I'm so drunk I wrote this song, now
I never did you wrong and I can barely sing this song
I swam a lifesize bong and I'm so drunk I wrote this song
Oh oh

earliest live performance: March 26 2001