Sissyneck (Beck cover)
written by: Beck

from The One-Eyed Jacks: Live (2002 December 09) (3:17)
I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline
Because the wind that is blowin is blowin like a smoke machine
Now if I said to you that I was looking for a place to get to
Because my neck is broken and my pants ain't getting no bigger

I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
I'm writin my will on a three dollar bill in the evenin time

All my friends tell me something is gettin together
I got a beard that would disappear if I dressed in leather
Now let me tell you bout my baby she was born in Arizona
Sittin in the jail house tryin to learn some good manners

I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys yeah
I'm writin my will on a three dollar bill in the evenin time

Match sticks strike when I'm ridin my bike to the depot
Cuz everybody knows my name at the recreation center
If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight
Cuz nobody knows when the good times have passed out cold cold

I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
I'm writin my will on a three dollar bill in the evenin time
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys yeah
I'm writin my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time

Don't talk to me if you're lookin for somebody to cry on
Don't talk to me if you're lookin for somebody to cry on
Don't talk to me if you're lookin for somebody to cry on
Don't talk to me if you're lookin for somebody to cry on

earliest live performance: 1999 November 27