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COVER PAINTING BY BRADLEY MEDINA
THE JUNKYARD CAPITAL
FICTION - COMEDY - SATIRE

"The Wind In The Willows meets Watergate."

Senator Aphid only wanted to improve his country, though after four years in the District of Laws he really should have known better. He's removed from office and soon grudgingly finds himself paired with Frog Dell, the reckless and self-indulgent hermit of the junkyard.

As the two evade the wrath of a government run amok with corruption, dissension spreads through the public, and conspiracy reigns. What role does psychiatrist and part-time inventor Weasel McKenzie play in the upcoming Archministry election? How does front-runner candidate and acclaimed playwright J. Thomas Capra plan to fix the broken nation? Who's being stalked by merciless bounty hunter Jack Dingo? Why is Dead Fish wandering an empty version of the world?

The pressure escalates quickly in this twisting, zany, fast-paced and subversive satire that, like real politics, requires (and prefers) absolutely no prior political knowledge.


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Guest Posts
 
THE MONTHLY MIDNIGHT MOVIE EXCHANGE
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(OCTOBER 19 2014)
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Guyver 2: Dark Hero - (APRIL 1 2013)
THE SUPER SATURDAY SHORT-LIVED SHOWCASE
Battletoads - A One And Done Special - (APRIL 12 2014)

Dead Blogs
 
Three Bullet Pointz
FOUND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO JULY 7 2013

reconnecting with a friend via three bullet points per post
Wiracocha's Cyberpage Or Whatever
GOT BORED WITH IT MAY 28 2013
emails sent to the mid-90's from 2013 and answered by an obnoxious teenager
1011001 Ways To Not Change The World
FORGOTTEN ABOUT MARCH 12 2013
in which i post weblogs to the internet. now with 100% less livejournal!

Lock Yourself Inside
 
#4: DATE
Has our misanthropic insomniac finally found love? Don't count on it. 9 pages.
#3: BRAWL
Farks tries to pull a fast one and the situation escalates quickly. 13 pages.

#2: SCREAMING MIRA
Some neighbors can be so inconsiderate. 2 pages.

#1: JURY DUTY
The one-pager that started the series, actually drawn at jury duty.

Non-Series Comics
 
PAINT!
This will either be the stupidest thing you've ever seen or the most awesome. There's only one way to find out which. 11 pages.
VISTA & ME: A BOOK FOR READING
A children's book about frustration and technology. NOTE: Please don't actually let children read this. 16 pages.


Not Quite Writing Per Se
 
RETAIL VETERAN'S DAY 2004
a journey into failure, with increasingly unnecessary pictures and audio

Intentionally Bad
 
why are you wasting your time even considering looking at this list? why am i wasting mine making it?
THE WET FOOD: A CREEPYPASTA BY L.T.
A ghoulish fate can await those who only sate and not consider what they ate...oh man this is really bad.
MEGAMAN AND THE BLACK TWIST: A CANON FANFIC
No, honest, it's been approved by Capcom and everything, for real.